Man Law

A man shall not drink cocktails

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captainballs

I totally agree...cocktails were designed for women strickly!!! which explains why there is sooo much ingredients that goes into it. Each ingredient designed to satisfy women's ever so changing desires.

PolyMorph

ahem, a martini is a cocktail. Are you saying Bond is unmanly?? Why not modify to anyone who adds any mixer to beer. Like bloody mary mix or lemonade? Or any cocktail garnished with a cherry...then youll have to stop drinking apple martini's too.